I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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