I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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