he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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