Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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