38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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