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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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