But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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