Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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