so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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