all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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