I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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