like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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