the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm both gender and math confused
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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