You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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