I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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