Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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