I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Come see our sink grown plant.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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