can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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