Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just pee around me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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