you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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