Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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