ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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