is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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