And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i think my mom watched the whole time
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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