better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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