didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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