I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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