I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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