omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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