Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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