drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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