"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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