I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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