grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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