Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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