so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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