I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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