I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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