So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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