I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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