I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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