At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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