what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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