home. puking in laundry basket.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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