But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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