i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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