Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can you repeat that, but with context?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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