you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
this will be a night to untag.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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