I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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