We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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