I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My pussy is not your playground.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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