why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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