He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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