Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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