Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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