Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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