Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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