I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
organizing the empties. That sober.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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