i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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