Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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